Warning this movie will contain spoilers if you havn’t seen the movie then I suggest you don’t read it. Now Last night I saw the Transformers and oh boy this movie turned out great from the start to finish it was one big roller coaster ride. The movie takes off with Optimus Prime talking about their war with Megatron and then zooms to earth where they have a US base in Qatar in the middle east. Where it had a helicopter of troops from the looks of it getting back from an intense mission only to get bombarded by a decepticon. Which was destroying everything in it’s path. Just it was after infromation as it started hacking into our files just we cut it off.

                                 

       The pentagon gets word of this attack and is thinking it could have been Northa Korea, Russia or China. So they get this team of super nerds to help them out try and figure out what the hell happened. After this it you get to see Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, he plays a nerd who gets picked and girls don’t give him the time of day or don’t even know he exist. Sam starts doing a presentaton on his descendant grand farther like around the 1897 who was one of the first men to travel the arctic circle.

                        

                                                   

 While Sam was showing his map, glasses and other uses for travel he was trying to hock it for money so he could get a new car. After the class Sam learns he gets a B- on his presentation Sam convinces him to give him an A- by asking him “What would Jesus Do?” The crowd all started laughing at this and the other many funny one liners in this movie. So Sam tells his Dad he got an A- that means lucky Sam gets a car. So who do they go to for a car why Bernie Mac of Course! Who had a collection of cars that were not so great.

 Only thing that got Sams attention was a yellow camaro that inside had you guessed it the autobots logo. Sam wanted the car, but ol Bernie Mac wanted 5,000 bucks for it. Sam and his Dad would go four so they were in a not so epic Jam. So the camaro played ultra an ultra loud sound that shattered all the others car glass. So Sam got the car at four HOT DOG! Now that Sam had his car he needed money for a girl which he didn’t have. So he looked at his eBay account where his name was LadiesMan217. Nobody wanted his glasses, had no hits. So he decided he would go to the lake and look for a girl.

                                               

  He later ran into the Football players who, as you could have guessed were the assholes  like in every other movie when there is a nerd in it. So After Sam busted out some funny liners they drove off because well there was a party to go to. Sam sees his idol girl have a fight and walk off from her bf. So he makes his friend get of the car that way he can put on his smooth moves. The girl was Megan Fox who played Mikaela Banes. Sam gets her to go for a ride in his car and Says yet another great one liner which the croud errupted with laughter. ” I wanna ride you home, I mean give you a ride home.” Mikaela later got dropped off, after alot of talking.

 Sam drove home and while sleeping was woke up by his car starring which he assumed somebody was stealing his car. So he chased his Car on his bike, calling the police for help. Which Sam would later find out that his car is more then meets the eye. As his car is now a giant robot firing off a Autobots signal, must like the bat signal but not as cool.  A police car shows up taking sam in assuming he is on drugs.

 Meanwhile elsewhere on Air Force One one of the spy decepticon bots is hacking into the systems, also spreading a virus. As they find out about a project called the Ice Man Project. Which had to do with Sams descendant Grand Farther and his glasses. The Pentagon finds out and calls for an emergency landing and has then get the President into a bunker. Just the decepticon disposed of some secret service and got away. Now they want to find LadiesMan217.

             Sam finally gets out of that mess at the police station to see his car come back. Only to have it take off again as he takes this pink bike chasing it. Where he ends up having a jackass moment as he crashes his bike and does and sends, Sam into a forward flip onto his back. Where he sees Mikaela. He continues to storm off after his car, Mikaela follows him on her Moped. After this shorty Sam gets attacked by One of the Depcepticons who deguises himself as a police car. He wants Sam’s Glasses Sam is running for dear life and sees Mikaela and tackles her like EPSN off her Moped.

          Bubble Bee Comes comes out and has a fight with the Depception Bot. This is where it really gets good. The intense action in this movie was off the wall. I mean who doesn’t love giant robots duking it out? More Battles heat up after this where you get to see all the Autobots and the moment eveyone was waiting for Optimus Prime. When I saw Prime the crowd was roaring with cheers and clapper for Prime. Prime tells Sam that his Grandfarthers glasses had cornets on it to a giant energon cube that Megatron wants so he can make a robot army and destroy earth. So it’s up to Sam, Mikaela, Prime and the Autobots with the help of the US Military and some super nerds.

          Sam gets a ahold of the glasses after some akward but very funny talk with his Family. Just Sam has some uninvited guest and it’s not the Decepticons. A super top secret group known as Sector 7 they take Sam and his entire Family. Just not before Prime has a say in it as he saves Sam and Mikaela. Only to shortly get attacked and have Bumblebee get caught. Sam and Mikaela learn of Sector 7’s  History as the energon cube is stored in the Hoover Dam, orderd by President Hoover.

 Decepticons start attacking and forces the Autobots to go to the rescue which leads to one fantastic battle. The action was mind blowing awesome! Filled with many explosions and Prime going Kratos in what is sure a God of War moment as Prime pulls out his sword and stabs one of the Decepticon bots in the head. So you know Micheal Bay plays God of War. The battle scene with Megatron and Prime is an instant classic for the fans of the series. After Megatron is vanguished, Prime and the Autobots decide to stay and look out for earth, Sector 7 gets ordered to be disbanded and Sam gets to have Sexy time with Mikaela on Bumblebee. One of the coolest endings ever making out with a hot chick on a Transformers. This movie was great for the fans of the show and people just to get into the Transformers love. I tip my hat off to Micheal Bay for a job well done.